Time and space are relative. Relatives take up time and space.

It's really late. Or really early, depending on how you look at it. Of course, if you live somewhere other than here, then it's not. It may be mid-day. Time is relative to where you live, and where you live is relative to where someone else lives. They're both the invention of man, having no impact on the universe. Things just are, and they do what they're supposed to, no need of help from us. Why does it all need to be measured? Probably to make people think they have some impact on the world. I don't know.
Now relatives are a different matter. They take up lots of time because they throw your normal routine off schedule. They need places to sleep while they're here, so you need to clear space for them. Relatives make time and space relative to them. Isn't it nice to know something doesn't matter when it seems to matter so much? Makes you want to slack off...
Anyway... It's mother's day, and I don't want to sleep through it, so I think I'll call it a night. Although it's not night in Australia, is it?
Hmm... That reminds me. My US History teacher isn't a US citizen. What's he doing teaching me about my country? I don't know, but he's doing a damn good job. And since he's a resident alien, and not a citizen, does that mean he'll never be a senior citizen? ^.^

Ya, I'm random! So what? Maybe you need something like that in your life. Edit your source code and add a Randomizer in one of your loops.