Operating Personisystems

Everyone always likes to personify the various Operating Systems nowadays. Here's my take:

MacOS: The really annoying visionary who you have to coax to get anything useful done. She tends to focus on unimportant details, completely missing more important things. She'll take your money and turn it into fancy air.

Windows: The really hot street-corner girl. Sure, she looks great, but you're definitely gonna get at least one virus, and probably lose a lot of your money at the same time.

Linux: The responsible grown woman. Hard to understand, easy to fuck up around, but you'll have a life partner if you figure everything out right. She'll cook and clean and everything you want, so long as you don't piss her off. And if you're a good boy, she'll dress up just like Windows or MacOS for you.

That being said, I've had to reinstall Kubuntu (the Linux Distro I'm using) three times, go into text mode twice to recover GUI, and still can't install ATi video drivers correctly.